1. Last of the Beauticians – In a futuristic world, where plastic surgery, make up and facials have all been forgotten, a young girl from the slumps of Mumbhai, makes it her mission to save the world from in grown hairs and bad complexion.
2. The Fart Locker – A group of nerds are tired of getting bullied and decide to take revenge on their adversaries by kidnapping them and subjecting them to the ... drum roll ... Fart Locker.
3. Rocky vs. Rocky – A washed up ageing boxer takes on flying squirrel who is assisted by his best friend Bullwinkle.
4. Saturday the 14th – A circus troupe arrive at Crystal Lake, only to find the disfigured remains of horny teenagers. They recruit the hockey masked killer to join their gang. The consequences are deadly
5. Pimp Friction – Two male pimps decide to have a torrid affair near Brokeback Mountain. They stumble across two cowboys engaging in similar activities and decide to kill them off.
6. The 2nd Wives Club – A club consisting of women who are the second wives of wealthy Arabs decide to blackmail the first wives.
7. Mayor of Castertower – A retelling of Thomas Hardy’s famous novel that tells of a man who returns to Castertower to inflict terror into the lives of the politicians for not fixing the potholes.
8. No Country for Old Women – Due to over-population, elderly women are asked to leave their country. They make a defiant stand against the tyranny of the countries people.
9. The Real Frost/Nixon - An evil snowman, Jack Frost decides to take on Richard Nixon, his worthiest foe yet.
10. The X-rated Men – A few men from the seedy red light district decide to form a crime fighting unit to take on the priests that have been abusing little boys.
11. Look who’s stalking – This fourth instalment has the furniture talking to each other and plotting to stalk their owners that sold them off in a garage sale.
12. Die Hard ... of hearing – A retired New York detective has to solve a series of unexplained murders that have gripped the old age home he now lives in. Yippee Kay Yay!
13. Mizrahi’s List – Planned as the third instalment of the Jewish Films (Schindler's List and Munich), this film tells the tale of the gay Jewish designer Isaac Mizrahi and his dream of becoming the host of Project Runway Canada.
14. The Dinner Club – Misfits from high school get together after detention to discuss new ways of inflicting pain on teachers and nerds. The first rule of Dinner Club – Watch the Breakfast Club.
15. Free lunch Willy – Willy tries to return to Sea World, however, he gets caught and is turned into tuna and fed to the poor.
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2. The Fart Locker – A group of nerds are tired of getting bullied and decide to take revenge on their adversaries by kidnapping them and subjecting them to the ... drum roll ... Fart Locker.
3. Rocky vs. Rocky – A washed up ageing boxer takes on flying squirrel who is assisted by his best friend Bullwinkle.
4. Saturday the 14th – A circus troupe arrive at Crystal Lake, only to find the disfigured remains of horny teenagers. They recruit the hockey masked killer to join their gang. The consequences are deadly
5. Pimp Friction – Two male pimps decide to have a torrid affair near Brokeback Mountain. They stumble across two cowboys engaging in similar activities and decide to kill them off.
6. The 2nd Wives Club – A club consisting of women who are the second wives of wealthy Arabs decide to blackmail the first wives.
7. Mayor of Castertower – A retelling of Thomas Hardy’s famous novel that tells of a man who returns to Castertower to inflict terror into the lives of the politicians for not fixing the potholes.
8. No Country for Old Women – Due to over-population, elderly women are asked to leave their country. They make a defiant stand against the tyranny of the countries people.
9. The Real Frost/Nixon - An evil snowman, Jack Frost decides to take on Richard Nixon, his worthiest foe yet.
10. The X-rated Men – A few men from the seedy red light district decide to form a crime fighting unit to take on the priests that have been abusing little boys.
11. Look who’s stalking – This fourth instalment has the furniture talking to each other and plotting to stalk their owners that sold them off in a garage sale.
12. Die Hard ... of hearing – A retired New York detective has to solve a series of unexplained murders that have gripped the old age home he now lives in. Yippee Kay Yay!
13. Mizrahi’s List – Planned as the third instalment of the Jewish Films (Schindler's List and Munich), this film tells the tale of the gay Jewish designer Isaac Mizrahi and his dream of becoming the host of Project Runway Canada.
14. The Dinner Club – Misfits from high school get together after detention to discuss new ways of inflicting pain on teachers and nerds. The first rule of Dinner Club – Watch the Breakfast Club.
15. Free lunch Willy – Willy tries to return to Sea World, however, he gets caught and is turned into tuna and fed to the poor.
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