I've got this supporting sport teams thing figured out:
...Me
1. If your team wins, say 'we' won, even though they won and you watched.
2. If your team looses, become extremely defensive and find the oldest jokes available on the internet and replace the punch-line with opposing teams' name.
3. Make sure that you hate a player as soon as he leaves your team. Sure, he's still the same person only now he wears a different top.
4. Remember every statistic about your team. It does not matter that you cannot remember family birthdays, your child's milestone dates or your anniversary
5. Pause, rinse and repeat if necessary.
...Me
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